My curriculum vitae doesn’t include my alter ego’s. I have no real images of me online on the real me profile. I have images made by me online and modified images of me on official pages, but yet not officially of me. My alter egos are not connected to me. This blog might be real but yet an alter ego. This means my online life is not in my CV. I can not give a portfolio of my online experiences. Employers are stupid. They all want portfolios. I cannot give any. My alter ego is not the official me.